Top 6 People on the Metra

Below is my first of many sporadic "top 6" lists to come

Top 6 people you see on the train

6. "Weird sleeping guy"- this guy is usually in a business suit, his tie is loosened and is sprawled across the seat like a starfish, his mouth is open and is holding some sort of canned beverage.

5. "Cell phone lady"- pretty much self explanatory

4. "bathroom guy"- this guy either hides in the bathroom until the conductor goes by, or goes to the bathroom a dozen times throughout the train ride

3. "Junk Food Guy"- This guy has some kind of fast food everyday after work. It usually smells up the whole car and is washed down with a 32oz cola. He never looks as if he could even run one mile with Craig Alexander during his Ironman marathon (even if his Mountain Dew was laced with EPO).

2. "Lady w/ screaming/yelling/crying kids lady"- self explanatory, and always shows up when you're trying to sleep.

1. "Ipod commercial kid"- This kid always has ostrich like tendencies, whereas he/she thinks as long as they can't hear anyone else, they cant hear him/her. They sing, and dance like the figures in the colorful commercials (but they are never just a silhouette).

notable mention: "Bike guy"- this guy always has his bike, takes up 3 seats with it, then proceeds to knock into people with his helmet and backpack as he finds his seat, he then spreads his clothes all over and eats granola.